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ABA Behavior Therapist - Yonkers

Management Corp. · Yonkers, NY, United States

CounselingImported listingfull-timeabout 14 hours ago

About The Role

<div class="n6owBd awi2gc" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIBxAA" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><span data-subtree="aimfl" data-processed="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">OB BOARD TITLE: Warning: This Job Requires an Absurd Amount of Patience and Zero Corporate BS (Behavior Technician Needed)</span></strong></div>
<div class="n6owBd awi2gc" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAICBAA" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">Look, if you want a job where you sit in a gray cubicle, drink bad coffee, and slowly lose your soul while updating an Excel sheet, keep scrolling. This isn’t that. We are hunting for a brave, exceptionally grounded <strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">in-person Behavior Technician</strong> who wants to do work that actually matters with a tiny human who doesn't care about your corporate buzzwords.</div>
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<div class="otQkpb" data-animation-nesting="" data-sfc-cp="" data-wiz-attrbind="aria-level=KXLtNc_14/fLk2Md" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; margin: 24px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">The Target Dossier</strong></div>
<ul class="KsbFXc U6u95" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-ved="2ahUKEwir3Ifyi4iXAxVJD1kFHbOPIvIQ-7AUegYIAAgKEAA" data-hveid="CAAIChAA" data-processed="true" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">
<li class="Z1qcYe" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIChAB" data-sae="" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><span class="iNqyIf" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">The Sovereign Elite:</strong> A brilliant <strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">4-year-old male</strong> who speaks fluent <strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">English</strong> and loves to chat, but is currently dealing with some <strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">moderate-to-severe behavioral plot twists</strong>. He needs someone steady who can navigate the storms with him.</span></li>
<li class="Z1qcYe" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIChAC" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><span class="iNqyIf" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">The Hidden Base:</strong> Direct, <strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">in-person</strong> impact at his <strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">Home</strong> base in <strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">Yonkers, NY (Zip Code: 10701)</strong>.</span></li>
<li class="Z1qcYe" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIChAD" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><span class="iNqyIf" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">The Chrono-Commitment:</strong> You'll be locked in for <strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">25 hours per week</strong>, with all missions launching <strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">after 3:30 PM</strong>.</span></li>
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<div class="otQkpb" data-animation-nesting="" data-sfc-cp="" data-wiz-attrbind="aria-level=KXLtNc_1u/fLk2Md" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; margin: 24px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">The Daily Grind (The Truth Unfiltered)</strong></div>
<div class="n6owBd awi2gc" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIDBAA" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">You are going to use the power of science (ABA therapy) to help a kid unlock his best self.</div>
<ul class="KsbFXc U6u95" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-ved="2ahUKEwir3Ifyi4iXAxVJD1kFHbOPIvIQ-7AUegYIAAgNEAA" data-hveid="CAAIDRAA" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">
<li class="Z1qcYe" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIDRAB" data-complete="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><span class="iNqyIf" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">The Human Lie Detector:</strong> You cannot fake your vibe here. This kid is smart. He will know if you are having a bad day before you do.</span></li>
<li class="Z1qcYe" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIDRAE" data-complete="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><span class="iNqyIf" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">Victory Architect:</strong> You will literally celebrate someone learning how to express frustration with words instead of tearing the house apart. It is a massive rush.</span></li>
<li class="Z1qcYe" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIDRAH" data-complete="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><span class="iNqyIf" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">The Data Collector:</strong> You will meticulously document progress, tracking trends like a Wall Street broker, except your stocks are "emotional regulation" and "successful transitions."</span></li>
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<div class="otQkpb" data-animation-nesting="" data-sfc-cp="" data-wiz-attrbind="aria-level=KXLtNc_2s/fLk2Md" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; margin: 24px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><strong class="rQesXe MPyX" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">The Chosen Archetype</strong></div>
<div class="n6owBd awi2gc" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIDxAA" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">We don’t care about a perfect corporate resume. We care about character. We need someone who:</div>
<ul class="KsbFXc U6u95" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-ved="2ahUKEwir3Ifyi4iXAxVJD1kFHbOPIvIQ-7AUegYIAAgQEAA" data-hveid="CAAIEBAA" data-complete="true" data-processed="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 12px 0px 16px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">
<li class="Z1qcYe" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIEBAB" data-complete="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><span class="iNqyIf" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">Possesses an unshakeable zen energy that can outlast any tantrum.</span></li>
<li class="Z1qcYe" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIEBAC" data-complete="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><span class="iNqyIf" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">Thinks fast on their feet and doesn't crack under high-pressure, high-emotion situations.</span></li>
<li class="Z1qcYe" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-hveid="CAAIEBAD" data-complete="true" data-sae="" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px 0px 12px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);"><span class="iNqyIf" data-sfc-cp="" data-sfc-root="ep" data-complete="true" data-copy-service-computed-style="font-family: "Google Sans", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif, "Noto Color Emoji"; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 0px rgb(22, 23, 26);">Is reliable enough to show up consistently because consistency is this kid's superpower.</span></li>
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